I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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