it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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