I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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