If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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