you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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