im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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