She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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