Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
