Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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