My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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