Umm I'm too high to move.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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