Fuck appropriateness.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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