WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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