Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My room smells like vodka and shame
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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