on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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