When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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