i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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