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a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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