Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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