It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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