Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Randomize
