I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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