I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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