Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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