I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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