come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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