And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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