we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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