The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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