If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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