operation have a gay friend backfired
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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