That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
