the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
