i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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