god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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