Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
