did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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