I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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