yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
