I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize