Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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