Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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