I wish I could teleport
i permit you to call me
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
