Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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