I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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