I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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