Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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