these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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