Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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