going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you will always have a special place in my vag
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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