Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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