Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
you would pick up someone in the library
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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