She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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