We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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