would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
