Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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